GET IN THE CAR!!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!! THESE QUEERS ARE CRAZY!!!
WHEW... I DROVE OUT OF THERE!!!
finally... I'm in the forest and I can have some PEACE.
Wait... who's that?
"Hey, it's me, Charlie Kirk... I saw you rejected those evil queers destroying our society... Come with us... we have a special place for you in our grifter cabin.. You can still be a homosexual!! I have two husbands... you just gotta be quiet about it. I want you in my polycule... teehee!!!"