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you entered charlie kirks polycule and were constantly misgendered... you had to make youtube videos about how you're a man and charlie kirk constanly wanted you to top him. he cried when you got SRS, but you're still with him nevertheless... because you've built a hole too deep to get out. good luck in the future. once the divorce comes, nobody will save you.

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