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YOU WON ESOTERIC DAY OUT!!! YOU HAD TRUST IN YOUR ESOTERIC SISTERS AND FOUND YOUR WAY TO THE TRUTH:

Maybe the whole message of this was just to be yourself, or maybe it is to be crazy, I don't know. JUST STOP BEING BORING AND START BEING QUEER!!! But if you got this ending your first time around, I would imagine you're pretty interesting. If this is your third or fourth ending... You're cooked.

share your ending online with the hashtag #esotericdayout!

and check out the official bizzaro website by clicking the newspaper for more!

Go back to the bathroom...!

Click the below gif to look for the other endings if you crave loss! If you already saw them all... maybe this isn't the ending for you. Go check out the club website so it CAN BE FOR YOU!!!

Go back to the start!