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powster 6000's biohazard music caused your brain to cease proper functioning. you lost your sight from the music (it was a 1 day blinding mix) and you crashed your car on the way home... sorry sister... i guess you should've left earlier... nobody can trust PAOLO...

at least you got to meet wes streeting in hell!!! hes such a smol boy irl...

share your ending online with the hashtag #esotericdayout!

and check out the official bizzaro website by clicking on the newspaper for more!

or click on the DJ booth and try again...